This is a drawing of a hamster eating vegan birthday cake with a neutral facial expression while high on bath salts.
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE.
Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
WTF did you do with your phone? dumb bitch.straight-talkin FB messages from real friends
that I can’t quit this job and it’s ruined me for life because it’s boring but I make Microsoft Paint art and text my friends joke poetry and read twitter ~40% of the time I’m getting paid and my cool woman boss buys me drinks after work and gives me free drugs.
PSYCH! I’ve never kept a job longer than a year and why would I? New Things Are Shiny and Sparkly and Old Things are Stupid and Dumb: a career philosophy for film-major-dropouts in 2012.