WTF did you do with your phone? dumb bitch.
straight-talkin FB messages from real friends
nevver: Earth girls are easy girls who have been to jail are hot. RIGHT GUYS

nevver:

Earth girls are easy

girls who have been to jail are hot. RIGHT GUYS

Worried

that I can’t quit this job and it’s ruined me for life because it’s boring but I make Microsoft Paint art and text my friends joke poetry and read twitter ~40% of the time I’m getting paid and my cool woman boss buys me drinks after work and gives me free drugs. 

PSYCH! I’ve never kept a job longer than a year and why would I? New Things Are Shiny and Sparkly and Old Things are Stupid and Dumb:  a career philosophy for film-major-dropouts in 2012. 

(Source: screenshotsofdespair)

butterflynet: you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

butterflynet:

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

(via sloppyvirginloser)

Drive

Drive

adorablyvulgar: This is how I look when people give me hugs, apparently.  Drugs not hugs!

adorablyvulgar:

This is how I look when people give me hugs, apparently. 

Drugs not hugs!
High class.

High class.

(Source: tracieeganmorrissey)

(Source: screenshotsofdespair)

MUSICIANS! DEGENERATES! DENTISTS!

MUSICIANS! DEGENERATES! DENTISTS!

(Source: nevver)