Enter the void
McRib Conspiracy Theories →
McRib Conspiracy Theories! McRib Conspiracy Theories!!! I’m having an extremely productive night.
kicking ass at mario kart and then I had to go and get 4th fucking place on koopa troopa beach and RUIN EVERYTHING PEACH: YOU’RE A CUNT I REALLY WANTED TO WIN THE FUCKING MUSHROOM CUP OK UUGFH WHY AM I EVEN STILL ALIVE
You have been strange and uncomfortable in every sense of the word and FUCKING FREEZING start to finish and also maybe the best month of my life so far? I’ll miss you, October, is what I’m saying. I’m feeling melancholy that you’re already gone. Maybe we can exchange embarrassing text messages next time I’m drunk?