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Things I love: Bruce Labruce: zombie porn director/internet personality, Bruce Labruce’s list of things he hates Things I hate (a by no means comprehensive list): Bad sitcoms, people who have more beloved television shows than friends, FRIENDS the tv show, People who love FRIENDS the tv show, faux lesbian porn, faux lesbian dancing, faux lesbians, people who think beer is gross, people...
New Years Resolutions:
More coffee, more weekday drinking, more frozen/fast food, more shouting matches with close family and friends, stop muttering to yourself in public.
christopherlindstrom: wearing a cash hat and answering questions is an easy way to get rid of a bunch of followers. Dang! A bunch of useless followers and, I have no doubt, generally worthless people. I want a personalized cash hat. Hurry, go make an etsy store and make sure I get it by xmas!!
Taking a 5:28 am tumblr break in between “drunk on the couch listeEeeeening to the dexter dvd (which you decided to watch when you got home at 3 am) menu music play over and over” sleep and “hungover in your bed sunday morning” sleep. Good morning! I love you!
The xx on repeat
Extremely motivational music on a snowy day. Great for: *doing nothing *writing messages on facebook that you decide not to send *rereading “meaningful” pages from your favorite book *drinking tea *being a cliche *talking about “feelings” for two hours with a person who is also drinking tea, listening to the xx on repeat and being a cliche *doing nothing
Montages are for pussies.
creeperstatus: They’re a tool for the weak. Universal truth!!! (unless your montage is set to Simon and Garfunkel and features a young Dustin Hoffman scowling his way around the suburbs and nice hotels and beautiful women, in which case, you have just done some genius filmmaking and made The Graduate! Congratulations!)
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