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They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert) SWEATY SHORTS
Watched Palindromes. It was…well, it was a Todd Solondz film. It’s about a year in the life of a 13 year old girl. She’s played by eight different actresses throughout the film, ranging from about age 6 to about age 30. They switch in and out throughout the movie with such gleeful chaos that it took me about 30 minutes to realize that they were all definitely portraying the...
Spending five days barely leaving your apartment and feeling like you are dying will get you to thinking. Epiphanies From The Second-To-Last Week In March, 2011: *It IS actually possible to get tired of drinking tea (even if said tea collection is bordering on Ramona Flowers-level insanity) *Why am I a person who has two framed paintings of a cat in my apartment? *I have too many books and not...
Reason #47 I would make a good male:
I feel like I have a really solid notion of what comprises a well dressed man, but only the vaguest idea of how to dress myself (not a man.) #itshardhavingavagina
I’ve siiiiiiiick with some horrendous mutation of a cold and have spent two days doing nothing but hacking up mucus and watching terrible movies. Latter Days came highly reccomended by the aging gay couple who were browsing tower video’s GLBT movie section while I was wandering around blowing my nose. It’s about a closeted gay mormon missionary who falls in love with his hot...
How to teach a lesson
Me: If anyone tries to pinch me I will melt them with my eyes
Tegan: I'm going to start telling people that
Me: It's the only way to teach people a lesson
Tegan: It really is
… I think there’s a point where you stop wanting to be the girlfriend of...– drink your juice.: YES THAT IS ALL
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be and I finally became that person. Or...– Cary Grant
tomyhusband: No, don’t you kill that spider. Here, let me catch him and put him outside. <3
I was going to send my mom a zip file of songs she likes for her birthday, and I even got like halfway through compiling it until finally I was like, “get real” and now I have to go buy a blank cd. For burning. it will always be the 90’s
..from a “math skills” test I had to take today during a job interview: Bob is supposed to be at work at 7:45 AM. He arrives at 8:03 AM. How many minutes late is Bob? I weep for America.