Last night on earth in a cheap hotel with my best friend. Could be worse.
I just found a $10 gift certificate to the grocery store in my jeans pocket right before I was about to walk to the store. Thank you, Jesus/the cosmos/my bad habit of leaving things in my pockets. OMG WHAT SHOULD I BUY???? BEER??? A LEMON?? TAMPONS? I AM RICH!!!!!!! Today is, against all odds, shaping up to be a good Wednesday.
Things I am going to do this weekend
*not go to any bars *do something other than going to bars *make the world a better place!!!!!!!!!
Another bright side to this hideous situation is that now you’ll have...– I’m a really great friend to have around in a crisis.
Basically this →
But also some of this going on http://www.dearcoketalk.com/post/5152793166/on-national-catharsis#disqus_thread People are complicated.