August 2011
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“I missed the VMA’s this year, but hey, congrats to all the glitter...”
– Coke Talk
:( MISS U SPACE SHUTTLES
'bama 2012
Currently in Panic Mode about Where Is My Life Going??????????, which seems to happen to me about once a month (INSERT MENSTRUATION JOKE HERE) and is usually spurred by running into someone from high school at the grocery store or being helped by a retail employee who is over 50.
I won’t be working at Target when I’m a Real Adult, right? RIGHT?* Chaining myself to my laptop now to...
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Things I did today:
get my heart ripped out by don draper for 2+ hours
eat breakfast cereal for two separate meals
rationalize that I simply can’t leave my apartment because I ran out of sunscreen
read bossypants in one sitting instead
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“August in the city when nobody gives a fuck anymore.”
– Magnificent Ruin
“What do you do? And before you answer, I’m not looking for a necessarily...”
– A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar | Jesse Eisenberg for McSweeney’s
Jesse, you dog.
