I missed the VMA’s this year, but hey, congrats to all the glitter...– Coke Talk :( MISS U SPACE SHUTTLES
Currently in Panic Mode about Where Is My Life Going??????????, which seems to happen to me about once a month (INSERT MENSTRUATION JOKE HERE) and is usually spurred by running into someone from high school at the grocery store or being helped by a retail employee who is over 50. I won’t be working at Target when I’m a Real Adult, right? RIGHT?* Chaining myself to my laptop now to...
Things I did today:
get my heart ripped out by don draper for 2+ hours eat breakfast cereal for two separate meals rationalize that I simply can’t leave my apartment because I ran out of sunscreen read bossypants in one sitting instead
August in the city when nobody gives a fuck anymore.– Magnificent Ruin
What do you do? And before you answer, I’m not looking for a necessarily...– A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar | Jesse Eisenberg for McSweeney’s Jesse, you dog.