WTF did you do with your phone? dumb bitch.– straight-talkin FB messages from real friends
that I can’t quit this job and it’s ruined me for life because it’s boring but I make Microsoft Paint art and text my friends joke poetry and read twitter ~40% of the time I’m getting paid and my cool woman boss buys me drinks after work and gives me free drugs. PSYCH! I’ve never kept a job longer than a year and why would I? New Things Are Shiny and Sparkly and Old...